Why Nate is already a man

1. He opens the fridge and just stands there looking.
2. Nate reads on the toilet. (While getting a diaper change, he holds up a book and "reads".)
3. He likes to roughhouse. (Laughing the whole time-he likes to be chased around, then tackled; he throws pillows, and wrestles too.)
4. While playing with a "team", he takes the ball and hogs it.
5. He never cleans up after himself!
6. Nate will eat anything on a dare. (Mom says NO! NO! NO! Nate! Don't do it! and he will swallow gravel, beads, paper without a blink.)
7. He wants to control the tv with the remote control. He understands how to use it already.
8. He laughs in great delight while speeding...in the stroller while someone pushes him in a full run.
9. Nate is interested in breasts (for baby reasons).

~Rosemary